MEGILLAH GEOGRAPHY
Once aPUN a time
King OSH-KOSH of the UNITED KINGDOM was HAVANA good time .
PEKING toasted ; ” YEMEN , SERB up SAMOA wine . let’s TAIWAN on . ”
The tipsy king asked Queen Vashti : ” KENYA dance the hoo-chee koo-chee . . without your NEW JERSEY ? ”
Vashti shouted : ” NORWAY ! :
PEKING ordered : ” You CONGO . ”
After she GHANA way , PEKING’s men went ROMAN for a YOUNGSTOWN girl .
PEKING SPOKAN said to Esther : ” On a scale of one-to-ten , you’re the only TENNESSEE .
I’d like to CZECH YOU OUT . ”